Congratulations! You're in for the ride of your life...among the stretch marks, weight gain and swollen feet lie the wonders of your amazing body, being treated like a Queen by almost everyone, and...peeing a lot.

Like, a lot

Let me share the fantastic, fun, and nauseating world of pregnancy with you. It doesn't take much for you to pee in your pants these days, and I'm all about the cheap thrills.